Markie Posts

Above is the chick from Joan of Arcadia with God’s divine baby suckers peeking out of her dress.

For some reason or another though, this photo makes me very uncomfortable.

Not as uncomfortable as this:


Or this:


But for some reason it brings back memories of my born-again cousin telling me that I was going to Hell as a child because my father was Jewish, and that in Hell everything would burn; my nails, my eyelashes, my butthole – everything.

This was a tid-bit of information I felt unsettling, being that I was technically born Catholic.

Regardless, aside from innate frugality, gigantic nose, and constant cravings for chopped liver, I’m not ashamed to be a half-JAP, although I really had no say in the matter. It was kind of something that was beyond my control….kinda like a nip slip.

Are you getting my point cousin Stephanie – who might not even upkeep these values anymore, but I would never know because my uncle wouldn’t let me spend any time with her out of fear that I would get our Jewey-McJew-germs all up in her brains – Do you????

HumMm…I think that photo made me more angry than uncomfortable.