Sunday, October 22, 2006
When I dipped my hand in holy water, it completely disappeared
Yesterday I went to a Baptism and not only was the entire ceremony done in Spanish, but I was probably the only agnostic religion-mutt there. Yet, I have to admit, besides the agonizing burning I constantly felt in my flesh, for some strange reason, it also felt good to be there….maybe I’m a masochist.
The highlight of the occasion was my 6’6 boyfriend bowing his head, holding his cousin’s tiny five-month-old daughter, Chow Main, way up, above his head, and yelling “Sacrifice!” by the church’s stained glass windows.
I love this man.
I also watched “The Aristocrats” yesterday, here’s the best part, done by one of my favorite Jews:
The highlight of the occasion was my 6’6 boyfriend bowing his head, holding his cousin’s tiny five-month-old daughter, Chow Main, way up, above his head, and yelling “Sacrifice!” by the church’s stained glass windows.
I love this man.
I also watched “The Aristocrats” yesterday, here’s the best part, done by one of my favorite Jews: