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There’s a guy at my work (who I will refer to as “Miso Soup” being that it closely resembles his real name) who has a tendency to say pretty retarded things. So retarded, in fact, it makes a three-year-old autistic girl named Kelly - a client of my friend Nydia's – who likes to lick the piss off of public toilet seats look like a genius.

As a way of venting my frustration, I’ve decided to compile a list of stupid things that he says, starting with:

1) 11/08/06 - Instead of pronouncing the word “condolences” correctly, he pronounced it cond-lense…no one corrected him either, which is great, because he’ll probably continue pronouncing it this way for years to come!

Stayed tuned for more, because there will definitely be more….much, much more.