Friday, November 03, 2006
Quick! Someone call P.E.T.A.!
Looks like Paris is examining the fur for her new winter coat. Who let this septic tank near these adorable little kittens? Isn’t Pamela Anderson all buddy-buddy with this vaginal cesspool? I love Pam, especially since she refers to her breasts as “so 1999”, but wasn’t big-booby-McGee ready to picket the state of Kentucky after they decided to memorialize Colonel Saunders in their capitol, or some shizz like that? Why isn’t Pam going all barbed-wire on Paris’ ass? Maybe I’m wrong, maybe they’re not friends.
But that might just be wishful thinking.
This picture of Paris is apparently from Seventeen Magazine’s latest issue. What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK! Paris a great role-model for young girls…….fabulous……let’s just give the entitlement generation a little less to work for…
Oh, and one last Paris-bash, because they're oh-so-much fun. Thank you CityRag for this BRILLIANT observation, Paris' resemblance to an emu:
...and now I will conclude with: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
// posted by Whoreese @ 2:27 PM 
