Markie Posts

Britney ice skating at Rockefeller Center earlier this week

So, I guess it's time for me to jump on the blogging bandwagon and say something about Britney Spear's divorce to Kevin Federline, especially after watching the Colbert Report last night and his emphasizing that it was the MOST IMPORTANT thing that occurred on November 7th.....thing is, I really don't know if I believe it or not.

It would be a wise decision for Mrs. Spears to cut that freeloading, delusional, sneaker pimp loose but Britney also drove a car with her newborn son on her lap, made the movie Crossroads, and married a cheating father of two who made about $30k a year.....so she obviously doesn't have the best decision-making skills, y'all.

Plus, PR stunts, not her musical talent (although, she is a very talented stripper) have made her entire career - i.e. milking her Lolita/jail-bait image while claiming she's a virgin, coy competition with Christina Aguilera, whether or not her boobs are real, lying about getting it on with Fred Durst, public breakup with Justin Timberlake, making out with Madonna, marrying her background dancer, having a white trash wedding, making the silly reality show "Chaotic", etc., etc., etc.

Besides, apparently she's still rocking the wedding ring. I think she just wants some publicity, positive media support (a cue I'm sure she took from the Whitney Houston-Bobby Brown divorce), and public sympathy. Also, I think she just wants an excuse to show off her new trim body c/o Dr. 90210 (I'm sorry; no one loses weight THAT fast). She'll be giving head to Kevin on the balcony of hotel any day now.

Oh yeah, and what's up with the hat?