Markie Posts

For those of you who find researching celerity blog sites uncouth and wasteful, here are a few things running through the rumor-mill that I found interesting enough to post:

Like Mother, Like Daughter
Page Six of the New York Post reports blind items that suggest suspicions that a famous actress turns to the needle not only for her many tats, but also dabbles in shooting up between the toes. With a little help from Marilyn Manson's recent media attention surrounding his recent divorce from Dita Van Tease (and is now dating 19 year-old Evan Rachel Woods, can we all say EWE???), the delightfully catty DListed.com puts two of these blind items together and comes up with a hypothesis:



Here's the two items:
Published 1/06/07 in Page Six:
"WHICH Tinseltown sex siren with a humanitarian streak has resumed her old habit of dabbling with heroin? She paid a recent visit to an old rock star friend and joined him in narcotic stupor."
and
Published today, 1/10/07 :
"Another Manson-watcher tells Page Six he's also close pals with Brad Pitt's paramour, Angelina Jolie - who caught up with the rock star when she was in L.A. a little over five months ago. They've known each other for a long time, said our source, since she was way more wild than she is now - they are still good friends, though."

And confirming that her only fraternal child will have the same issues as she, she was recently quoted saying this about daughter Shiloh:

"I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her, I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality. A newborn really is this, yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality, I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs just because I think the others are more vulnerable."
-Angelina Jolie on Shiloh
...Oy vey...

Hipster Heartbreak

You know you dig my US Weekly break-up crack, it kicks ass....

BWE reports that Drew Barrymore and boyfriend of four years, Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti have broken up, which allows me to say: Hey Fab, looking good, looking single, uh, if you're into chubby 24 -year-old secretaries who still live with their parents, HOLLA!

Silly Brits

Bloc Party frontsman, not only black, but mught be gay, which I just think is cool....

And in more British-news...

In 2007 footballer David Beckham will become a Chia Pet....and I want one

Finally, one more Brit who's obviously been in America too long:

Double your EWWWWWWWWE! - Kelly Osborn wants to pose nude for Play Boy.


Small Tittie-Galore!
Paris Hilton's and Kate Moss's nipples are available on-line! Now I must write some poems:

(Sorry I couldn't post the pix myself, Photobucket won't let you upload nude pix anymore and Blogger's being funky - just click on the above links to witness my inspiration)

A haiku for Miss Hilton
Paris, your whole breast
Is one giant, pink, nipple
This slip is NOT hot

...a poem for Kate's cleav...
Kate
Your boobs are great
Slightly larger than your man's
Circumference of a cat food can
Like your pus' you use to piss,
Do your titties reek of fish?
Dump Pete Dohrety and snatch back Depp
Snort a line and get some pep
Kate, again, your boobs look great
But can you eat them off a plate?
With a fox inside a box
Or in a house ?
Or with a mouse?
I bet you puke green eggs and ham
while sniffing rails with Sam-I-Am