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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Guns vs Butter

Personally, I've never met another Elyse before. So, I decided to search my own first name on Myspace....and this is what I've discovered

1) Many Elyses are damn sexy






2) We're fans of profound quotes:

Elyse in Tallahassee, FL said:
"Cupcakes are made of human warmth, unlike corporate candy bars that are cold. - guy @ publix"

Elyse in Austin, TX said:
"I'm a squid with no ocean."

Elyse in New York, New York said:
"Guns vs. Butter"

Elyse in St. Louis, Missouri said:
"My soul is lost, my heart is broken. Only left with bloody tears and a stained face."

Elyse in Saylorsburg, PA said:
"Where all my New York Niggas At Holla At your girl If you aint a THUG please fall back ok if your nice than maybe . All Papis stay up holla at your latin mami Sexy Man MAN HOLLA we need to build up this myspace with some latin love and sexyness...MUWA "

3) Many Elyses are inked and/or pieced:





4) We hate cliches:

Elyse in Valencia, CA said:
"I want a Notebook romance..a love like Corey and Topanga..a story like A Walk to Remember..and I want it to be with him.. "

Elyse in San Diego, CA saod:
"only one life to live"

Elyse in Farmington Hills, MI said:
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Elyse in Riverside, CA said:
"My nipples look like milkduds"

5) We own similar clothing:




6) We think we're smaller than we actually are:



7) Yet, we're travel size:

Comments:
this is your best entry ever!
 
Haha, thanks, I guess at 3 am my creative juices peak.
 
this is hilarious & omg what the shit is tattooed on that tatooeed Elyse's chest?! HOLLA.
 
I don't know, that chick is a freak.
 
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