Saturday, January 06, 2007
Guns vs Butter
Personally, I've never met another Elyse before. So, I decided to search my own first name on Myspace....and this is what I've discovered
1) Many Elyses are damn sexy




2) We're fans of profound quotes:
Elyse in Tallahassee, FL said:
"Cupcakes are made of human warmth, unlike corporate candy bars that are cold. - guy @ publix"
Elyse in Austin, TX said:
"I'm a squid with no ocean."
Elyse in New York, New York said:
"Guns vs. Butter"
Elyse in St. Louis, Missouri said:
"My soul is lost, my heart is broken. Only left with bloody tears and a stained face."
Elyse in Saylorsburg, PA said:
"Where all my New York Niggas At Holla At your girl If you aint a THUG please fall back ok if your nice than maybe . All Papis stay up holla at your latin mami Sexy Man MAN HOLLA we need to build up this myspace with some latin love and sexyness...MUWA "
3) Many Elyses are inked and/or pieced:




4) We hate cliches:
Elyse in Valencia, CA said:
"I want a Notebook romance..a love like Corey and Topanga..a story like A Walk to Remember..and I want it to be with him.. "
Elyse in San Diego, CA saod:
"only one life to live"
Elyse in Farmington Hills, MI said:
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
Elyse in Riverside, CA said:
"My nipples look like milkduds"
5) We own similar clothing:


6) We think we're smaller than we actually are:


7) Yet, we're travel size:

1) Many Elyses are damn sexy




2) We're fans of profound quotes:
Elyse in Tallahassee, FL said:
"Cupcakes are made of human warmth, unlike corporate candy bars that are cold. - guy @ publix"
Elyse in Austin, TX said:
"I'm a squid with no ocean."
Elyse in New York, New York said:
"Guns vs. Butter"
Elyse in St. Louis, Missouri said:
"My soul is lost, my heart is broken. Only left with bloody tears and a stained face."
Elyse in Saylorsburg, PA said:
"Where all my New York Niggas At Holla At your girl If you aint a THUG please fall back ok if your nice than maybe . All Papis stay up holla at your latin mami Sexy Man MAN HOLLA we need to build up this myspace with some latin love and sexyness...MUWA "
3) Many Elyses are inked and/or pieced:




4) We hate cliches:
Elyse in Valencia, CA said:
"I want a Notebook romance..a love like Corey and Topanga..a story like A Walk to Remember..and I want it to be with him.. "
Elyse in San Diego, CA saod:
"only one life to live"
Elyse in Farmington Hills, MI said:
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
Elyse in Riverside, CA said:
"My nipples look like milkduds"
5) We own similar clothing:


6) We think we're smaller than we actually are:


7) Yet, we're travel size:
