Wednesday, January 03, 2007
How I spread Christmas cheer
If you received a Christmas card from me this year, you probably also received one of my altered soccer mom stickers. Well, here's the entire collection, and as you can plainly see, all of my creations are artfully constructed. They belong in The Guggenheim.

Gymnist with a Pussy for a Pussy; 2006; medium - scissors and super glue

Two Headed Girl with a Puppy's Tail for a Penis; 2006; medium - scissors, super glue, and marijuana

Cat Man; 2006; medium - fairy dust and a mother's love

Old Lady Lots of Legs; 2006; medium - diet coke and a side of fries

Two Headed Pony/Girl Mermaid; 2006; medium - sugar, spice, and dog crap

Ethnic Pony Boy; 2006; medium - beans and rice and a salt-lick

Pregnant Granny; 2006; medium - scissors, Aqua Net, and after birth

I honestly have no clue on this one, so I'm calling it 'Ellen Sue'; 2006; medium - oil on campus

Girl Cat 2006; medium - sticker, it's just a fucking sticker

Girl Cat Part II: Back with Vengeance; 2006; medium – Exacto Knife and tears
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I've actually been thinking about making those things for a while. Those stickers annoy me, and when something really annoys me, I naturally try to figure out a way to make fun of it. Plus, I had a lot of free time the past week. It's not like I'm trying to be a lawyer or anything.
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