Thursday, February 08, 2007
hot butter teeth
Last night I was watching VH1 and they had some video dairy of Gwen Stefani where she talks about all her past videos and yada, yada, bullshit, bullshit, promotional sound bite, David LaChapelle, Gavin, bullshit, yada, yada, and after watching the yellowness of her teeth yap on about things that I could care less about (So why was I watching it?....
…)but then they played the video for “Cool”, which besides No Doubt’s cover of “It’s My Life” is one of the few songs I can stand Gwen performing. I actually really love the video, despite the fact that it’s purely 4 minutes and 14 seconds of love porn pumped full of heart-tugging starry-eyed montages remnant of fresh love and uses a male lead that Gwen claims looks like Gavin Rosedale, but to me, looks more like a little smelly Russian kid I used wait tables with who was always sent home because his B.O. revolted the customers. Plus, they totally whored out Lake Como, which is terrific because it’s one of those few natural masterpieces that forces one to question Atheist theology.
All in all, I feel it’s a video the captures the song and is one of the few videos where instead of using my own imagination, I’d rather have the video’s image burned into my subconscious.
Wow, it felt really dirty to write that last sentence…
Check out the video below:
…)but then they played the video for “Cool”, which besides No Doubt’s cover of “It’s My Life” is one of the few songs I can stand Gwen performing. I actually really love the video, despite the fact that it’s purely 4 minutes and 14 seconds of love porn pumped full of heart-tugging starry-eyed montages remnant of fresh love and uses a male lead that Gwen claims looks like Gavin Rosedale, but to me, looks more like a little smelly Russian kid I used wait tables with who was always sent home because his B.O. revolted the customers. Plus, they totally whored out Lake Como, which is terrific because it’s one of those few natural masterpieces that forces one to question Atheist theology.
All in all, I feel it’s a video the captures the song and is one of the few videos where instead of using my own imagination, I’d rather have the video’s image burned into my subconscious.
Wow, it felt really dirty to write that last sentence…
Check out the video below:
// posted by Whoreese @ 10:49 AM 
