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Kurt Cobain “K.C.” The Flitty Kitty - my childhood neighbor’s orange cat - has seized to exist. I have several fond memories of this cat, and although the above picture is a randomly Googled picture of a cat being dyed and does not necessarily resemble the late tabby physically, K.C. was in fact dyed….blue or pink…..in a bidet. Also, I’m not quite sure why I thought K.C. was effeminate or homosexual, I just remember that I specifically called him “flitty kitty” and I got the term “flitty” from Holden Caulfield in Catcher in the Rye, which was my favorite book when I was fifteen.

So, everyone, bow your head, say a quiet prayer for my good pal Lauren (the cat’s momma) and pour some Manic Panic on the curb for my old friend K.C. .

AND just as an afterthought – I wasn’t quite sure how to spell ‘bidet’, so I Googled the word for the correct spelling and just out of curiosity I ran a picture search. Below is what I found. Bless the French.