Wednesday, March 21, 2007
1) Forget the Unicorn guy…
…because I have re-found my future husband
2) Albert Hammond Jr. may be the least attractive Stroke but may also be the secret ingredient behind their success. His solo debut, Yours to Keep, totally makes up for the musical mess that was First Impressions From Earth – which I’m going to totally blame on Drew Barrymore. Thanks a lot, Yoko.
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2) Albert Hammond Jr. may be the least attractive Stroke but may also be the secret ingredient behind their success. His solo debut, Yours to Keep, totally makes up for the musical mess that was First Impressions From Earth – which I’m going to totally blame on Drew Barrymore. Thanks a lot, Yoko.
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All of these Madonna H&M ads are pissing me off because a) I hate Esther b) When I posted the above ad, it made this entire post into one giant link and then deleted my #1 & #2 thoughts on this list. FUCK YOU MADONNA c) H&M is my most favoritiest store EVER IN THE WORLD (literally) and there’s absolutely no locations anywhere in or near Miami or the tri-county area
4)Three kripie blunts in one night would naturally make anyone groggy the next morning, but nothing tweaks the tired out of you like a delightfully free iced coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts!
5)PEOPLE: Stop hating at shows. People who go to shows and stand in the back and then proceed to bitch about others in regards to height, dancing, smoking, and taking pictures in front of them need to shut the fuck up and enjoy the show.
6)If you have a history of hanging out with meth-using gutter punks whose only piece of furniture is a shat-on mattress and giving your 16-year-old daughter and her friend double-dipped hits of acid and then dropping them off at a rave, please don’t try embezzle money from Hurricane Katrina victims because then you’re definitely going to hell
Thanks,
Morality
7)I was watching this below clip of this talentless Hello Kitty douche bag from American Idol named Samjaya, and my boss walked into my cubicle while I was watching it, and asked “Who is that...Juan?” HAHAHA, sorry Juan. He's totally butchering a Kinks song too.
8) TV Guide named it’s Top 10 Sexiest TV Stars (male and female) and I agree with the Lady picks for #3, #8, & #9, but I feel Evangeline Lily totally stole #1 from this sophisticated beauty:
Posted it twice, for double the 'tude...plus it's scarier this way9) CDs I need (and you should buy then burn for me):
x) Sound of Silence by LCD Soundsystem
y) We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank by Modest Mouse (comes out tomorrow!)
z) West by Lucinda Williams…although she kinda sucked on Letterman last night…
4)Three kripie blunts in one night would naturally make anyone groggy the next morning, but nothing tweaks the tired out of you like a delightfully free iced coffee from Dunkin’ Donuts!
5)PEOPLE: Stop hating at shows. People who go to shows and stand in the back and then proceed to bitch about others in regards to height, dancing, smoking, and taking pictures in front of them need to shut the fuck up and enjoy the show.
6)If you have a history of hanging out with meth-using gutter punks whose only piece of furniture is a shat-on mattress and giving your 16-year-old daughter and her friend double-dipped hits of acid and then dropping them off at a rave, please don’t try embezzle money from Hurricane Katrina victims because then you’re definitely going to hell
Thanks,
Morality
7)I was watching this below clip of this talentless Hello Kitty douche bag from American Idol named Samjaya, and my boss walked into my cubicle while I was watching it, and asked “Who is that...Juan?” HAHAHA, sorry Juan. He's totally butchering a Kinks song too.
8) TV Guide named it’s Top 10 Sexiest TV Stars (male and female) and I agree with the Lady picks for #3, #8, & #9, but I feel Evangeline Lily totally stole #1 from this sophisticated beauty:
Posted it twice, for double the 'tude...plus it's scarier this way9) CDs I need (and you should buy then burn for me):x) Sound of Silence by LCD Soundsystem
y) We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank by Modest Mouse (comes out tomorrow!)
z) West by Lucinda Williams…although she kinda sucked on Letterman last night…
10) The owner’s son from The Daily Bread hooks up a chicken, hummus, and tabouli platter with much love
// posted by Whoreese @ 3:48 PM 
