Monday, April 30, 2007
a line....
to survive.
to receive food and water from National Guard units outside the New Orleans Convention Center.
in anticipation of Kate Moss' new clothing line at London's Top Shop.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
I wish I was a guy so I could wear this...and then get laughed at
So, does Kate act as 'Human Strap-On' in this threesome?
Friday, April 06, 2007
Contrary to popular belief….
...and despite the fact that things like this have been happening in our country for the past seven years:
other countries, such as Japan, aren’t as “together” as we may think.
1) They thought Hitler was cool
2) They sell Hello Kitty douche bags (I don’t know why this astounds me, but it does)
3) This is how they fill time when a show ends early…seriously:
4) They have a black market the caters to selling used panties
5) They put hot dogs in their pizza crust
6) They suck at hooking up people’s internet, as a former roommate and dear, awesome friend of mine who’s been living in Japan for the past three years vividly illustrated in an eloquent email she wrote me this morning:
“I am getting internet on the 24th. How gay is that? In motherfucking tokyo it takes a month for them to come and hook up the internet! They said it’s because they’re so "busy" but I think it has less to do with being "busy" and more to do with being Japanese and doing everything in the most inefficient way possible. Unless it is a toilet that cleans your ass and blow dries it, those are very efficient. But everything else in this country is not. And sake gets you drunk. That’s it.”
other countries, such as Japan, aren’t as “together” as we may think.
1) They thought Hitler was cool
2) They sell Hello Kitty douche bags (I don’t know why this astounds me, but it does)
3) This is how they fill time when a show ends early…seriously:
4) They have a black market the caters to selling used panties
5) They put hot dogs in their pizza crust
6) They suck at hooking up people’s internet, as a former roommate and dear, awesome friend of mine who’s been living in Japan for the past three years vividly illustrated in an eloquent email she wrote me this morning:
“I am getting internet on the 24th. How gay is that? In motherfucking tokyo it takes a month for them to come and hook up the internet! They said it’s because they’re so "busy" but I think it has less to do with being "busy" and more to do with being Japanese and doing everything in the most inefficient way possible. Unless it is a toilet that cleans your ass and blow dries it, those are very efficient. But everything else in this country is not. And sake gets you drunk. That’s it.”
Thursday, April 05, 2007
One reason why I don’t understand society
Why do kids nowadays have to wear a helmet when they ride a bicycle, but get away, wrist-guard-free, with those stupid skate-shoes?
Two-for-one Oddness
1) I just found a pair of underwear, that I’m not wearing, in the jeans that I am currently wearing…I confuse myself
2) Yesterday I parked next to a beautiful Jaguar…with Mardi Gras beads hanging from the rearview mirror. Classy.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Blackberry Moonshine…
Is the best shot to take when celebrating a new job – it’s warm, delicious, and full of love.
That being said, to those of you that I haven’t excitedly announced it to, I have received a new and pretty kick ass job. Yet, the whole process of settling into a new position and setting things up for my replacement is becoming somewhat of a time-consuming and hectic endeavor. So, I’m pretty much saying that this blog is going on somewhat of a sabbatical until things return to normal. Which they will, so don’t fret and…uh, YAY ME!
That being said, to those of you that I haven’t excitedly announced it to, I have received a new and pretty kick ass job. Yet, the whole process of settling into a new position and setting things up for my replacement is becoming somewhat of a time-consuming and hectic endeavor. So, I’m pretty much saying that this blog is going on somewhat of a sabbatical until things return to normal. Which they will, so don’t fret and…uh, YAY ME!
