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...and despite the fact that things like this have been happening in our country for the past seven years:



other countries, such as Japan, aren’t as “together” as we may think.

1) They thought Hitler was cool

2) They sell Hello Kitty douche bags (I don’t know why this astounds me, but it does)

3) This is how they fill time when a show ends early…seriously:



4) They have a black market the caters to selling used panties

5) They put hot dogs in their pizza crust

6) They suck at hooking up people’s internet, as a former roommate and dear, awesome friend of mine who’s been living in Japan for the past three years vividly illustrated in an eloquent email she wrote me this morning:

“I am getting internet on the 24th. How gay is that? In motherfucking tokyo it takes a month for them to come and hook up the internet! They said it’s because they’re so "busy" but I think it has less to do with being "busy" and more to do with being Japanese and doing everything in the most inefficient way possible. Unless it is a toilet that cleans your ass and blow dries it, those are very efficient. But everything else in this country is not. And sake gets you drunk. That’s it.”